I do not collect any personal information from you on this site, because "frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

I mean, seriously, what kind of assholes collect your information and profit off of it without your knowledge? Oh, excuse me, Google, Facebook, Amazon, et al.

I do not allow comments on my posts, because I do not like trolls, nor do I have time to respond to each and every comment. I also hate dealing with bots and spammers, and I'd rather not spend waste my money on a comment moderation service, so I don't even give you the option to comment or display your information publicly on my site.

That all being said, you don't have to worry about your personal info appearing anywhere on my site or my site's logs/history.

I also don't have any sort of newsletter to which you can subscribe using your email address, because let's be honest here, "ain't nobody got time for that" (and you'd probably get annoyed and unsubscribe anyway).

So there ya go - I do not collect your name, email address, mailing address, etc.

And finally, this site does contain links to other sites. Please keep in mind that I am not responsible for the content or privacy practices of such sites. I encourage you to be aware of when you leave this site and to read the privacy policies of any other site that collects personally identifiable information.